"Always the freshest fish, try the beignets outside! Emeril Lagasse loved them, so you will too."
"Dos tacos on taco Tuesday is a regularity and a must."
"The "Warm Buzzes" (Alcoholic Coffees) aren't buzzing me in the slightest. Bring back the Starbucks."
"Wait is way too long, 40 minutes to be seated at an Olive Garden after I'm told the wait would be 25? I'm getting claustrophobic."