"Be careful between 2:30pm and 6:30pm. There are children that play in the street after school."
"Closing the curtains during the day helps the Kinect recognize your figure better"
"You need to move the Gay Chair before you can play. It gets in the way"
"Nothing but yearbooks and an old calculus book."
"Brannigan's Love is like Brannigan's Law. Hard and Fast."
"There is an art supply store on the 4th level. Unfortunately they don't sell scantrons"