"Have a seat in the Bruggermann Throne, it tops out at about 120mph with the right kind of fuel."
"This place is strictly BYOR (bring your own rig)."
"Stay away from the Mint Juleps, they're very racist."
"They don't mess around with ketchup up in this muhfucka. Be prepared."
"I'm going to get VERY fat eating here..."
"Their grandma pizza is dope. Sucky wings though."