Jake Kramer

"When we checked in the hostess was such a cunt to us we had to leave.."

"Try the sea salt vanilla ice cream you bourgeois morherfuckers! But seriously, follow House Rules."

"You work in a shop that sells sausages and beer: you can lose the attitude."

"Exceptional service for family-style Chinese. I strongly suggest you make requests of your server."

"Better sushi than kirala without the attitude. No bullshit rolls!"

"Great vegan food. Will nickel and dime you for little things even if you're a loyal-ass customer."