Jake M

"park where the security camera is on your car so you can have fun watching it while drinking at the bar"

"watch out for low flying sparrows"

"If you're going on the wild cave tour, choose knee pads that fit you well and opt to bring gloves, they'll be useful!"

"Make sure the internet's working before you drop cash on a drink"

"Talk to Riz about the Soest Garden, he knows what's up!"

"Be careful, the Bourbon Chicken is addictive."