"Seriously the best place the Boro to get a high quality cut at a fair price. These guys know how to cut hair. Ask for Ryan to get the best scissor work."
"Come buy a pound of Tribute Blend before it's off the shelves for a year. We can grind it here or you can save it and get it ground later at any Starbucks in town!"
"Come get some food here! It's cheap and you won't be disappointed with the portion size or the quality! They do a good job up there."
"Don't take accounting at 8 A.M. It's not a great way to start the day."
"Get here way early if you want a space"
"I live here. No funny business until the beer comes out."