"Meat texture, quality and flavor was not good (neither was the 45 min wait after placing our order). Not worth the detour off the interstate unless you really love heavy metal and average burgers."
"The Sunday brunch cannot be missed. I suggest the zucchini French toast with a side of bacon."
"The panini of the day is my new addiction."
"Don't join C league if your team sucks."
"Smells like blazer's ass."