"Not an Indian restaurant! You probably could've guessed based on the title, but don't be misled by FourSquare's shoddy categorization."
"Skip the True Crime section, and head for the lavatories. It's almost certain you'll see something fishy go down here."
"I'd really like to know who eats froyo with chunks of baklava, brownies, and snickers on top. There's a certain point at which you should admit you're a glutton and go to an ice cream shop,fatty."