"To Jeff, Lord of the Cello is back! Brilliant space opera!"
"Best Indian restaurant in Camberley, for my money."
"Great new restaurant - nice decor and fab poppadoms! Might be our new local..."
"Best to avoid the chafing rooms."
"Top tip: stay elsewhere. Tiny rooms, tiny beds, archaic and loud plumbing in use by clientele at all hours (the 3am foghorn). Nice location, but little else to redeem."
"Be a responsible parent and take your kids out of school. Class."