"The roast beef is sensational. Home made horseradish with perfect yorkshires too. Wash it down with the Rioja Criazana and that's an hour well spent..."
"This pub is awful but for some reason I love it..."
"The shoulder of lamb is up there with losing my virginity in terms of nervous pleasure."
"Any day now the price of a pint of Bitburger will hit £5 which will help keep out the riff raff."
"Remarkably good full English breakfast."
"Hack around the new Office complex."