"If you're here, you have my sympathy"
"If the owner tries hitting on your date, take it as a complement ;)"
"Pimento cheese fries, enough said"
"Anywhere there are women in the kitchen making Sandwiches works for me"
"Tailgate me trespassers. I've had the arm slam down on 37 cars and counting. >:)"
"Request to play Tenacious D"