"Use coupon code "welcome" for 10% your 1st order!"
"If ur looking to pickup cougars and saber tooths fresh off a shopping high, look no further"
"Happy hour from 4-8 every day"
"Make an appointment, sat there for maybe a min today. Without one I've waited over an hour!"
"Make sure u get drunk before u shop to deal with the mall's madness"
"Me and Eddie Gomez gerontology drunk with bums on the reg"