"Make sure to give a shout out to Ellen's boobs!"
"Don't stare the gorilla in the eyes... He's sensitive."
"Anyone who thinks this S&S sucks obviously doesn't see great service when it is right in front of them. I'm talking about the overnight staff of course."
"Watch out for the beast of Mordhaus"
"It's bigger on the inside"
"Make sure you say hi to jeff"