James Mulvey

"The coffee is delicious...and by delicious I mean toilet water is a preferable morning beverage"

"Getting huge is more of a mental game than physical. I'm huge. I would know."

"Don't eat the soup...the troll cook spices it with garbage plants from the dirty flower beds...I seen him"

"Try the brownies! They are only 20 bucks !"

"Let's see...overpriced, snobby management, and just a silly place."

""oooooo I'm sad" was one of the most glib expressions of sadness I've ever heard.....expensive drinks, cheap perfume."