"Its not quite so happy here without Matt... Miss you..."
"Its a great place to hang out, enjoy fellowship and meet new friends. There is always something fun happening at the Stowaway."
"#6 - You the Man 2, and #17 - Man Hore are the best specials on the menu"
"The strippers take $5 bills not $1. But $5 gets you a lot!"
"The pool is clothing optional."