"Here's a tip: Learn how to make malt!!! Utterly dissapointed both times!!!"
"Here's a tip: WAIT YOUR GOD DAMN TURN WHEN PICKING UP YOUR KID...SELF ABSORBED ASSHOLES!"
"The "Sicilian" is amazing....if you've never had capicolla I HIGHLY recommend this grinder!!!"
"I was about to eat here for my 1st time until I found out you quit carrying cappicola...boo on you!!!"
"Here's a tip...get a fucking credit card machine!"
"The only people the roundabouts confuse are idiots. Love it!!! Better than the 2 lights that took 5 minutes!"