"Why is it 100 degrees in this airport? If you wear a jacket because it's freezing outside, prepare to rip it off upon entry."
"Get a lesson from Brett, best pro in Erie."
"Big sale day = long line day."
"Ask for Adam the bartender (looks like Zach Braff), order the Blueberry Trafton. Enjoy!"
"Daily specials from 5-7, half price apps 8-10, and more specials 10-midnight. Wednesday and Friday nights are the most fun. Best bar staff in Erie."
"Ask for actress Erin, she's number one!"