"Worst service ever! My car is in worse condition than when I brought it in. Turn around and don't look back!"
"Bro code rule #1: never drink the last beer, unless you have been given specific permission from owner of said beer."
"I think bobby is the brainless one... this is the best starbucks. Here every morning and have never had a problem."
"Come see "The Drowsy Chaperone" Sept. 10!!!"
"Cornbread is so much better with tons of butter!"