"Dorms have been completely renovated. 2020ish. Lightyears better than they were."
"Get your burger on sandwich bread."
"Small room but nice, neat, and new. I will stay here again."
"Definitely not a high-end hotel. Stay at the Doubletree instead. You will get your money's worth there."
"Get the Heartland Delight. Just do it."
"Try a milkshake! They're the best."