"Rattlers berry cider v tasty."
"Address is wrong- the B&B is on Island Crescent."
"F*****g mental. Don't come here on drugs. It will warp your mind forever"
"Rude staff. People talking at full volume during the film. Cineworld has some great cinemas. This is not one of them."
"Cardio area in the gym is quite good. Freeweights and resistance machines aren't great. Often overcrowded. Cheap tho!"
"Courgette flowers rule! And gimme that pork belly :)"