"Pepperoni Steak bomb is the fricken bomb"
"Slowest facility on a regular basis. No excuse for this bullshit."
"I'm gonna sleep naked tonight."
"Watch out for zombies, they wanna eat your brains."
"The new Blueberry Banana Nut Oatmeal is pretty good."
"The cute blonde at the receiving window is so nice. Sometimes, kindness and a smile go a long way to make a trucker's day."