"I've never been more sober in my life. I'll remember this as long as I live. I'm all in... UNO bitches!"
"It smells like freakin Tijuana."
"You can't outrun the Jewish."
"If I wanted to see dwarves in a real time dinner scene, I would have gone to Koreatown."
"I’m gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!"
"This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere."