"Watch out for creepy, random cops, that are just sitting on the side of the road, doing nothing, waiting for something to happen."
"Cashier's are slow, lines are always long."
"The Slim n' fit, if made with strawberry is the same thing as the fruity supreme, but with a fat burner. If you wanted to add it to the fruity supreme, slim n fit is cheaper. SAVE MONEY."
"Holiday time? Only advice, just don't go!"
"Don't bother with Geek Squad, most of them don't know what they are doing and just want to ship out your computer to charge you."