"Don't pass funny messages along the conveyor belt... The miserable fuckers will tell you off."
"Home of FCFC.... The worlds most spellbinding soccer club."
"Once saw a bloke get dragged out here kicking and screaming by bouncers because he accidentally asked for a whopper in his drunken state. Really weird place, most aggressive bouncers in Cardiff."
"DANGER - ADDICTIVE. Best curry in cardiff."
"Went here with a group of 4 lads and was roundly ignored for an hour. Slapdash service and average food."