"Smoke smell? I say pour me a Lagavulin, barkeep!"
"#lacolombe coffe! If you get it by the lb. ask how much! The guy makes it up as he goes along. 1 lb. for $15 and 1/2 lb. for $10?"
"If you need to return/exchange call ahead to make sure the Manager on Duty is actually ON DUTY. Nothing can be done and you be asked to wait or go to another store."
"Please be courteous to those below you and refrain from throwing your cigarette butts off your balcony!"
"Best Enterprise experience ever! Kelly (Manager) always makes sure we're taken care of..."