"Don't expect to get breakfast fast here on the weekends. You have a better chance of getting your food faster at Waffle House."
"That $6 steak and eggs breakfast doesn't feel like such a great deal after losing $105 at the roulette table afterwards."
"One of the things I miss most about moving out of Michigan is Chin's. Haven't found egg rolls or almond chicken this yummy in New York City (yet)."
"Usually best to keep the Windows closed and keep your arms and legs inside the aircraft at all times for a more enjoyable experience."
"Is it just me or is this wifi slower than dial-up?"
"Be careful when using non-https connections over the wifi. Your data isn't encrypted."