"Don't use the good napkins at breakfast or the manager will KILL your server."
"$90 for a steak, but no crumber? I don't like to sit in a pile of breadcrumbs. Shame on you. Flemings# shame#"
"The big stupid idiot jerk got my order wrong. I hate him I hate him I hate him!!!! I'm so so sad sad sad."
"Nice try, but ya screwed up my order you dinguses."
"This busy Christmas season, save time and money by purchasing your tobacco and phones at the same store."