"Bundle up, it's nice and chilly in here!"
"The first time I ever came here we saw a woman saying: "Ride the motorboat!!" As she pulled a random man's blubbering face into her breasts. Best intro to a bar ever!!"
"Watch out for the cat, she gets crazy on the partio, much like anyone else who sets foot out there."
"Rough ride. Brace yourself on the curves. You'll get your sh*t tossed."
"The automatic soap dispensers are impressive."