"If you want a hilarious and professional waxer, Alanna is who you need to book with! She's amazing!"
"Beware of the hotel bathroom door. It locks you in!! No bueno!"
"Scott the unqualified and antisocial bartender make the pool experience great...NOT!"
"10$ fishbowls are a must! But beware of Aubrey the psychotic bartender. She'll go on a rant for an hour about how she refused to sleep with her roommate and he burned all her clothes....true story"
"The shrimp and fish ceviche are absolutely limey and delicious!!! :)"
"Try the shrimp ceviche. You won't regret it!"