"Worst coffee of the known Universe award winner 2023."
"Nothing is good. Avoid."
"Maailman hitain keittiö. Autenttinen hämäläinen kokemus."
"This place has been open for a month and now basically everythings is already broken. Looks cool, but very little actual content."
"Worst service of the universe every single time."
"3,6. Not great, not terrible."