"The family portraits in the men's bathroom are amazing!!!"
"Sleep on the floor in a pile of mexican blankets!"
"Try having even more sex in the sauna!"
"Black Maple Hill Bourbon....tasty and 95 proof ;)"
"If you've never liked floating and you find homes to be repulsive...then I'd stay away from the Cocove Manor."
"If you don't like Fremont and you've never liked indian food...then I don't recommend this place"