"Don't buy any pit bill puppies or shady hookers. But I hear the chicken is done."
"If you have anywhere to be in the next week don't even bother with financial aid."
"Jacuzzi suite has a huge jacuzzi for two and a bed with mirrored headboard. Bowchickabowwow!"
"Don't get the slushies they never clean the machines!"
"Building is always a little too warm and damp. Wear layers for classes in this bldg"
"Checking in here is never good LOL"