"food is really tasty, but the service was weird (bad? no; just slow)"
"The staff here is crummy. Bad attitudes all around."
"Fancy handmade drinks = slow bar service. Bring your patience."
"Skip the escalator and take the stairs for a little bit of exercise!"
"Watch old people get confused and try to walk down the grocery cart escalator."
"Wednesday night half-price puccias. Check it out!"