"Complimentary champagne in the room!"
"Free wifi with no password needed! At last a hotel that thinks about the customer without making an extra few quid!"
"On a Saturday you'll need to interrupt the staffs' conversation to get served. Especially the girl with messy mascara."
"Great Mojito cocktails on Forth Floor & the biggest olives ever!"
"The BBQ pork ribs are excellent!"
"If you're upstairs and over 6ft tall be prepared for a very uncomfortable time. No leg room at all!"