"Mayhaps we shouldnt touch anything lest ye we scolded about our buttocks! Dont touch anything, they get pissed. And no, you do NOT get to taste the food."
"Mint Julep and Pimms cup FTW. Great food menu at the bar."
"Knock twice and wiggle the handle. Password is "Nonchalant""
"If you havent been coming here your entire life you will likely find the waitstaff slow and incredibly rude, but the locals have come to accept it and sacrifice service for food quality and convenienc"
"My tip... Learn how to spell."