"This airport sucks. Avoid if possible."
"Someone needs to open a Nap Stop for those long layovers. I'd pay $20/hr for it. Zzzzz."
"A VERY LONG and VERY LOUD train comes through maybe FIVE TIMES every night. The tracks are less than a block away from the hotel."
"These guys are so good you'll actually like going to the dentist!"
"These guys need to do something about the wall of stink when you walk in! Especially if it's warm inside. Eew!"
"Time to get out of Austin before the F1 douchebags fly in."