"These donuts are THE BEST!!! Get you one of them fancy maple long johns with bacon!!!!"
"This one time... I bit into my burger and there was no meat! I actually had a good laugh about it!!!"
"You have to try the expresso sauce!!! AMAZING!!!!"
"I haven't been to this place in nearly 15 years and the place has gone downhill. Probably 90% of storefronts are now closed. The only thing still open of any interest would be the fudge shop. :("
"You should ride a horse!"