"This airport may be small but it's clean and the quiet is refreshing to what I'm used to. Nice TSA for a change!"
"Thanks for donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to anti-gay politicians and organizations, you hateful bastards."
"This Chipotle has the longest wait of any Chipotle in California. I wish they would open up a second one in Bakersfield."
"Try the Pacific Chiller drink, it's so refreshing."
"Current guests come down for Social Hour Monday through Wednesday night. Free dinner!"
"The Asian Sesame Chicken salad is delicious; light but makes you satisfied."