"Do you like Mac & Cheese? You'll love the Mac & Cheese at The Loop...."
"It burns! The holy water burns!!!"
"Trains don't arrive/depart per the posted schedule, you're better off throwing a dart at a clock dartboard...wtf?!"
"Ginger tea tastes like disco....get some!"
"Try the money, its delicious!!!"
"Black Pepper Turkey, Cheddar & Guacamole sandwich on Marble Rye is wicked good!"