"The "contract" is loaded! If you don't sign it then you are covered for a year for health and genetic defects"
"The Jamaican jerk wings are soooooo tender! P.S. They are supposed to be burnt"
"Try the honey rum wings"
"New puppies coming in on the first week of the month!!"
"Don't miss your bus!!! LoL"
"Come see our $399 specials!!!!"