"Mind blowing quesadilla appetizer... Tomato soup (w/ grilled cheese) is also tasty."
"Count the hidden ninjas!"
"Need a private conversation? Head to the bench by the bathrooms..."
"Make sure you get a Stubs card - eliminates online ticket sale fees, free food upgrades!"
"Everything is amazing - service so friendly you feel like family! Must try cherry dessert pierogies!"
"$4.75 for Guinness at the Irish pub..."