"If u feel like a man try booker's whisky it's strait from the barrel un-cut and un-filtered. One of the best bourbons out there."
"Wow!!!! Never seen so much whisky in my life. Awsome!!!!"
"The mayor is super hot!!!"
"What do u know about kelt."
"This city will be mine."
"I bet u can't find all the turtles on the tom eddy elodian bottle!!!"