"They only have a deep fryer, but when you make killer samosas and pakoras ("fritters"), that's all you really need!"
"Try the smoked trout. You won't be sorry."
"If you can get a pint of Vanilla Porter (seasonal) you need to do so. Your life will be upgraded."
"The sandwiches here are long and shaped like a submarine! Just like Mr. Sub! You get to choose what you want on your sandwich too! If they were a chain, they would crush Mr. Sub!"
"They have a bar here but the selection is horrid. Bud Light, Stella, Keith's, Rolling Rock. All golden coloured highly carbonated beer-flavoured water. Disappointing considering the variety out there."
"They've got Organic Lager and Stock Ale for people who normally drink Corona and corporate beers. "Beer with training wheels" that will hopefully lead them to explore other great beers!"