"Ask for Holden Allen and you'll get the best"
"Dont bother trying to cash a check for a thousand dollars...you will extra disappointed"
"Service is rude, even for counter service...but the brisket panini is good"
"If you are faced with a 7/10 split on lane 27, you won't make it"
"Talk to Jabari and he'll take care of you"
"Eat a polish blood sausage, it'll put hair on your chest"