"Best happy hour in town with the best service!"
"The burgers are phenomenal...and half price during happy hour!"
"The chicken pot pie is so amazing, you will weep with joy and an angel will earn their wings."
"Total shithole! Bums hang out and the bartender's charge different rates for the drinks. Avoid this place or it will cost you. I know why I am the first...and hopefully last...person to check in here."
"Bring cash--they don't take cards!"