"The Islander is the best restaurant in Westport and it is attached to a hotel."
"Stop by Float 8 for some fresh seafood and ready to devour oyster shooters."
"If they aren't serving food, just go over to the bar at Chinooks Restaurant, then come back to Highliner for cheap brew."
"Pour some beer out for the troll or he will eat you."
"Walking distance to Annie's. The tavern that just happens to have topless dancers and a pool table."
"Watch out for seal poop"