Jason Newkirk

"Enjoy a cotton candy or a slushie or a lap dance!"

"They never run out of lube in this place! And if you do just hit up the second bedroom in the deadly nightshade can!"

"It's best in undies or naked"

"A talking bear likes big breasted females"

"A midget in a wheelchair can often be seen on moonless nights."

"Come see the worlds biggest cum stain!"