"Not overly impressed with the food. Appetizers were a bust and instead of plates you get paper boats? What was this, the fair?"
"Try Mama Spinato's for sure."
"Great pizza. Love the crust."
"Plan your exit if you go here in rush hours. Not an easy place to make a left out of."
"When the apron says "kiss the cook", it doesn't say where."
"Great daily specials, fantastic food, and the best view for lunch downtown."