"Tony has been off since january 6th. He should be back as soon as he feels better."
"On a normal basis, barbers take about 3 clients per hour. Come in, sign in sheet is in the back. Plan accordingly. You can get lunch while you wait for your turn."
"She forgot my mashed potatoes and then took forever with the check. Don't call me honey. It aint even that busy. Also don't touch me please."
"if you have a late lunch around 2-3pm its pretty empty. Or call in and get it togo!"
"Its empty right now 9:40am. Flock over!"