"Cupcakes stink. Cakes are good."
"Saturday hours: open till 9:30pm. Closes at 8pm Sunday."
"You will be greeted by a man named Morishima-San. He is awesome and ask him his favorite dish."
"Delta at CVG and LAX has good customer service and a charging station."
"Impeccable service and nice showers."
"They are so slow here. Don't come here"